muahahaha... the evil/mad writer has arrived....

ok, so the title did not sound as impressive as i would have liked. for some reason, mad scientist is alright, mad monster, fine, but mad writer, and people just laugh, and say,"watcha gonna do, scribble on my face? Hahaha!" need i remind you people of the famous saying that is so true... to wit: THE PEN IS MIGHTTIER THAN THE SWORD? think of the havoc i could wreak with a computer keyboard, with its functions for italic, bold and underline! well, i suppose i shall now retire to my bedroom which also servs as my lair to think up more crazy schemes. muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!